babies were throwing up all over the place
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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