To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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