WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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