Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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