how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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