I'm so fucking centered right now
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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