you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Its guy fieris flavor town of sufferingâ„¢
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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