Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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