if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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