Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
where are my eyebrows?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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