Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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