Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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