But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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