doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
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That's how twitter works, right?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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