I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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