:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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