i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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