I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I know her cup size but not her name....
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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