Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I am mentally ready for anal.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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