Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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