idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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