We tried having a conversation with our noses.
How's work?
Spinning.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
