Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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