And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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