I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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