Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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