She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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