I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
