The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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