the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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