im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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