well you can't waste a boner
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
