glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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