dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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