There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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