Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
