ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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