Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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