They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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