She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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