I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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