you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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