Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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