I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
