i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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