they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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