ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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