Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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