can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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