whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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