i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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