just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
So. Much. Porn.
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