I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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