Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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