My hand turned me down
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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