and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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